Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Found this online, can't be arsed changing it from caps so you'll just have to bite your lip and read it anyway. Some of the things are too British for me to actually remember, but most of it still goes for any Western European 90's kid.


JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '91' OR '92' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF...

YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"

YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.

YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS"

YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT.

YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS OR POGS.

2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just in case anyone wants to pass it on (and I can do this without manually changing every letter, if you dont want any caps!)

Yes i'm sad.

just cause you were born in '91' or '92' does not mean you are a 90S kid.
it's not like you could remember some of the original simpsons.

you know you're a british 90S kid if...

you can sing the rap to "the fresh prince of bell air"

you've worn leggings and felt cool.

you used to love playing with your "puppy in my pockets"

you remember when it was actually worth getting up on a saturday morning to watch live & kicking or sm:tv.

you had a huge fringe at some point in your childhood.

you remember reading and watching "goosebumps"

you took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

you know the words from the shakey jake milkshake adverts

you remember the craze of yo-yos and tamagotchi's

you still get the urge to say "not" after every sentence.
not.

you knew that kimberly, the pink ranger, and tommy, the green ranger were meant to be.

you collected pokemon cards.

you played and/or collected pogs.

you had a weird alien that lived in gooey stuff in a plastic 'pod' and thought if you stuck 2 back to back they would have a baby!

you watched the original postman pat, fireman sam and ninja turtles.

yikes pencils were the best!-what happened to them?

you remember when the new beanie babies were always sold out

you got your mum to buy 'bn' biscuits

you used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears but at the corners of your eyes.

you know the macerena by heart.

"talk to the hand" enough said.

you remember the time before literacy and numeracy hour existed.

you thought brain from "pinkey and the brain" would finally take over the world.

you remember bum bags.

you always wanted to be on fun house

you collected tazos or pogs.

2 words, spice girls.